Little Horny AngelIn the heaven above was a little horny Angel Now this Angel had been naughty, very naughty And was going to be sent down to earth as a penalty The angel would have to stay until it had learned it's lessonLittle Horny Angel
Now this little angel had to fix it's thorn, to get re-born The Horny Angel decided to go to the heart of all evil The angel flew down to the bad-est. part of Amsterdam In the middle of the red light district, were all the horny ladies are
The angel went from door to door, hoping to help someone But to the angels astonishment all was great in the red-light?
The angel
The Truth About LoveWhat is love? It’s an illusion Created to put in fairytales It’s a make believe emotion Created to make people feel better Let them believe they feel about other people Let them believe they’re doing the right thing Allow them to feel they want to get married And to live ‘Happily Ever After’ What is the point? There is no ‘Happily Ever After’ There is no love All there is is a great big empty space That humans try to fill By adding other humans into their miserable lifeThe Truth About Love
Valentine's DayWho needs a guy Who won’t talk to you No one will talk to me Only the girls at work Some of them only talk Cause they work with me Who needs a guy When the world is full of them Who needs a guy When they only break your heartValentine's Day
OverFriends we are Friends we’ll be But at least I know You still love me I needed to know And now I do Just so you know I do love you I miss the times I miss the nights I miss the talks I miss the times we said goodnight I miss you But it’s for the best We’ll still see each other And all the restOver
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The King of Hearts is the only king WITHOUT A MUSTACHE
Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning
98% of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2% who hasn't, copy & paste this in your signature
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They always said Curiosity killed the cat....
... but that's what the nine lives are for!!
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